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There’s not question that Bernie is a world class douche, but he is mighty entertaining. They have to keep him on in some capacity — even if it is just to say mean things and s**t on everything and everyone decent. It seems like F1 would be out of balance without at least that. He could be the Bad-Will Ambassador,

Hooray for lack of personal responsibility!

Depends if you drive a 90s Explorer or not...

A hidden Muslim? OK, I can dismiss everything you say then if you believe such an absurdity.

Stop with that bullshit about “this is how you get Donald elected”. He got elected due to tampering and a fucking stupid public. That’s it, the end. It wasn’t due to a “backlash” or due to too much “political correctness”. It was due to sheer fucking stupidity and blatant xenophobia.

You lost me at “there will be a price to pay”. Go eat an ass. Free speech far surpasses any manufactured* theory that this man deserves respect for being president. In fact, the hallmark of free society is the right to openly, freely, and without recourse - mock the very leaders that represent us (or lack the capacity

After eight years of Trump questioning Obama’s birth cert., then everything he did during the election, you think one act of “unselfishness” makes everything okay? Nope, you’re not going to win this year. Or next. Or the year after.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

Basically this has been the Chargers and the City of San Diego for years.

I used to tow for AAA, and I recall having to pick up an Integra with one of these on the back. It may have been installed ‘correctly’, I don’t know, the kid told me to use it to winch the truck up onto the bed. Not gonna happen, not then, not now, not ever...I’m not hooking my winch to an eBay tow hook.

More realistically re: your final wish, someone would shoot portrait-mode video via extra-shaky potatocam.

You know... This makes me want to start laser cutting some acrylic tow hooks, then edge lighting them. As long as they’re pointless, let’s make them even more obnoxious, because they’ll sell.

There is one way that works for every car, new and old, autonomous or not, IoT-connected or not -

Tots>bacon.

I shall disregard your warning. Lifting is for losers.

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

Depending on what service it’s in for, hard driving may be part of the diagnosis. Some people think the process of bedding in brakes is “excessive” but it’s required to have happy brakes. Some people are just overly sensitive about their cars.

AMEN BROTHER! ::fistbump::

Soon to be seen on elite athletes like Dog The Bounty Hunter.