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Or just listen to your own iPod or CDs or whatever and never lose signal or listen to commercials or dipshit DJs

Obviously Kanye’s place is that big for his wife’s ass and his ego.

Funding’s a bitch.

Of course, we all know what this will inevitably be used for...

I DD a 1st Gen Tundra with a canopy. It has the rearward visibility of Bubbles’ glasses. I think I would be intimidated by the Hummer at first.

You also need to take it to an anti-global warming protest. I'm trying to look one up in your area as we speak.

I need an answer to this, so I can finally buy one.

I need an answer to this, so I can finally buy one.

Fake interview. Interview with the real skipper here:

I really wish that I had a more mature answer than 'scaring friends in tight corners'. But I have a few friends who don't consider themselves car people, but who have surprised themselves by loving the kick of going slightly faster than normal. I have a car that's very predictable and easily controlled, so just by…

That gravel curve that you know like the back of your hand; you know where to brake, turn in, and then exactly how to accelerate out.. This is Helmer stage, about 35min from my doorstep.

Actually I think yellow is the worst possible color for attracting drama. It’s almost like “Here’s this thing and F you, I don’t care what you think.”

Sorry Nancy, but the natives that ended up over here were more evolved than you knuckle-draggers - see above. Also you’re quit defensive about my sheep-shagging comment - did I offend ewe?

Because ESC is the worst! It is the destroyer of doughnuts and burnouts and all fun to be had in a car, DUH!

YES!!!

If we did this in Michigan, Detroit roads would look like a dick farm from above

Has this person, for just one second, considered how families with young children must feel when they are confronted with these obscene symbols as they walk to school?

I both rally and autocross my Fiesta ST. Also doing track days with it. Oh and I do many weekend road trips. It also handled a 4000 mile road trip in 5 days with ease. Plus it does all the gymkhana stuff when you want. You might not be the best at any one particular sport but for a new car to be so damn versatile at…

But not an ice race.