Hey now, I just finished DMing a campaign with one of these. He was a font of information if you could deal with his prankster ways. He randomly adorned the PC minotaur with little colored bows because he thought he was underaccessorized.

Every rule has an exception

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV

Woah woah woah, don't bring the Geo Metro into this. This is about Porsches, leave the Metros out. Settle down, and be civilized.

People still watch /Drive!?!

This happens to be my favorite all time Internet purchase. It also happens to be my wife's *least* favorite all time Internet purchase:

To the estate of Mrs. Sandra Ilene West,

Rolls Royce Silverado Cloud

Is that thing... a Bumper cover ;)

awwww, but, angry eyes!

Smash Labs, Outrageous Acts of Science, and now this.

HAHAHA but for real metal tracks to get down to then anything off October Rust or a bunch of Bloody Kisses Including this beauty.

That list is incomplete. I see no "Raining Blood" and "War Ensemble" by Slayer.

I suspect you don't know anyone with a new Land Cruiser.

Anything from Deschutes, really. Oh, Abyss, how I love thee.

Stage TEN and lightweight windows.

It does have traction. Kubica's balls are distorting gravity and pulling the earth towards the car.

'slammed' or 'broken air suspension in the rear'?