Fuck you

I know something it can't beat.

I would not want a carb 302 in something so new

Anyone that uses the word "investment" when it comes to purchasing a car, I immediately write off as completely clueless.

If they don't pass ultra-violet light tests, then they probably aren't getting into a lot of bars in my area (at least not the popular, party with college kids bars)

I do like how everyone scatters when the cop opens the door.

drive it in the rain they said, it won't melt they said

so, the actual chemical names were too much and they had to make fake periodic-style shortforms? weak, pass.

In my driveway we believe that each beer reduces the amount of time on a project by 15 minutes. Mathematically by consuming enough, the project will complete itself.

You forgot the beer, man. Increases optimism & enthusiasm, decreases speed, so you...um... see everything better.

Just be White and you'll be fine

Because that is what a school district in San Diego needs... Snow removal.

The people of Flagstaff would disagree with your assessment.

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