"Hey, guys, does anyone have some Fred Durst handy? Without it, this video might break YouTube with its awesomeness. I need to take it from an 11 to about a 6."

Sounds good! I'm sure the old man will let me borrow it again. He put a thousand miles on my car and I put 50 on his so he owes me. Then again 50 miles of depreciation on a Ferrari probably is like 1000 miles of deprecation on an M3, hahaha.

Per our prior discussion: B.A.D. 458 FTW!!!!!!!!

120 miles and you didn't cover the front of the car with painters tap? Amateur.

What of people who change hairstyles, go bald, shave off or grow beards, gain or lose a good amount of weight, hell, even AGE?

I always wanted to have my DL picture taken when I was really stoned so if I got pulled over I would look normal.

If you have an insurmountable lead with one lap to go, you finish the lap and then be happy you won. If you want to show how much faster you were, then you show the time difference in the results. You don't go around being a monumental a-hole, fooling around with no hands, slowing down to toy with lapped racers etc.

Unforgivable.

As a father of three, I can say that I never said that we are pregnant I always said we are going to have a baby, just sounded more right.

Too much beer.

Its car version of the Powerthirst commerical.

You mean like this ...

You can fix that much damage in one night, but it takes a week to get my car back after an oil change and an alignment? Screw you Audi.

You should have traded cars. Everyone would have understood.

It's difficult for me to explain. Let's just say that "cookie" is a metaphor for...

Well, all I can say is my front bumper will look the same once I push though, I doubt your rear bumper will.

I'll take, "To hail with that," for 500, Trebek

And here is the Pastor Maldonado edition