You've murdered 0 people? That sounds like the kind of thing someone who had murdered a bunch of people would say.

STFU, DONNIE

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

Emails sent to the newspaper showed the dealership — which, for some reason, they did not name — was originally built for the U.S. market.

Vie have zie money, now is your problem.

Also a bonus, I found RO's car

hes got a cube or some crap like that.

We may never know.

He's a man of mystery, that one.

Honestly, I'd love to know what Doug drives. Does anyone know what Doug DeMuro drives? Anyone?

Winner by popularity contest?

I feel like this belongs in Oppo instead of on frontpage.

If this is not crazy enough, then nothing is (start at 0:48):

What does it mean? It means that a great many things will be written about something that means very little to very few. I take that back. Apple integration is neat and all...but there will be, once again, an overabundance of free publicity for apple and their technology that is very much like so many aftermarket…

This wasn't crazy, but it was impressive

Bob Hoover wins it, hands down. His demo of energy management with both engines shut down still amazes me after many years.

You didn't specify what kind of airplane...

but how are they going to fit the entire Captain Stabbin film crew on that little Sea-doo?