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Know your Hammers!

The one shown is a "Dead Blow" hammer (It's actually a mallet), because it has sand in it and doesn't bounce back. It lands with a nice, satisfying "thud".

Other hammers one should have:

Ball Peen (Or Machinists) Hammer.

A ball peen hammer is a good general purpose hammer that's also good for

Just as long as you scrub it well.

Seriously. Heineken is passable at best. It's good beer according only to people who don't really drink beer.

Make sure you get the Carmax warranty.

I mean HE HAS A VECTOR and you're looking at people's pants, bro.

That's clearly on a track. So that makes it VERY COOL, rather than VERY DANGEROUS. The only thing limiting speed on a track is traction, skill, and balls.

1. Inline engines cost way less than boxers, since there are about half the number of complicated parts.

K. Gotta say here, Raphael, this is boring. Who cares. Anyone who lives in the midwest does this every few days. I get that it's exciting because you've never owned a car before this year... but basically by writing articles like this, you're coming across as a 16 year old with a cavalier pretending it's the most

Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

Body kitted and priced at $71,999?

This is how cars get ruined. We get shown a neat little car then people start asking for a back seat, a trunk, some headroom, then boom - Yukon XLs for everyone.

Hello Acura,

Tadge, thank your for taking time out of your busy schedule to take our questions today.

Clearly a viking boat.

Kyosho Blizzard, dream of my fevered youth.