Say, that's a nice looking Mustang!

You're a class A douchebag. "Grow a backbone" ?

I stuck around for the great prose/story, and was rewarded with boobies.

Back in my late teenage years (some time in the early 90s) I owned an obnoxious crap can of an awesome Volkswagen Scirocco 16v.

I don't think buying a Lamborghini tells the world you need a straight jacket. I'd say it tells the world you have sex with escorts.

Drift King is not impressed.

Silly to compare a "tuner" car with a stock car, but Mäkinen’s was hardly stock. From http://www.caranddriver.com/features/2011-…:

Gobstopper would like a word with you.

c'mon, jalopnik, this is new zealand and we use THE metric system!!

This!! so much this!

Yes. I actually almost posted this too but thought it was too much to handle in one comment. Thanks for backing me up.

because white Christians have NEVER done anything wrong. amirite?
humanity is stupid

Piss jugs are a way of the road

You've clearly never driven on California freeways. Sometimes it's like opposite day.

If you've ever driven the highways of California you'll know that no one, I repeat, no one adheres to the keep right, pass left code of driving, which I agree needs to be a universal rule. I'm from Michigan where pass on the left is law; I've tried it in CA, it's impossible. Anyone having driven in CA for more than 5…

I think its because the OEMs built boring cars for the last 10-15 years. When I learned to drive we all got cars that were very used and that collection of cars kind of sucks currently in a 16 year olds budget is simply boring. The ones that were cool, like say, a 300zx cost a lot to make nice or safe to drive. Like…

Hella flush.

We have had this conversation before but I'm going to chime in with my usual anyway.

Meanwhile, 10 miles down the road....