Drift King is not impressed.

Silly to compare a "tuner" car with a stock car, but Mäkinen’s was hardly stock. From http://www.caranddriver.com/features/2011-…:

Gobstopper would like a word with you.

c'mon, jalopnik, this is new zealand and we use THE metric system!!

This!! so much this!

Yes. I actually almost posted this too but thought it was too much to handle in one comment. Thanks for backing me up.

because white Christians have NEVER done anything wrong. amirite?
humanity is stupid

Piss jugs are a way of the road

You've clearly never driven on California freeways. Sometimes it's like opposite day.

If you've ever driven the highways of California you'll know that no one, I repeat, no one adheres to the keep right, pass left code of driving, which I agree needs to be a universal rule. I'm from Michigan where pass on the left is law; I've tried it in CA, it's impossible. Anyone having driven in CA for more than 5…

I think its because the OEMs built boring cars for the last 10-15 years. When I learned to drive we all got cars that were very used and that collection of cars kind of sucks currently in a 16 year olds budget is simply boring. The ones that were cool, like say, a 300zx cost a lot to make nice or safe to drive. Like…

Hella flush.

We have had this conversation before but I'm going to chime in with my usual anyway.

One reason I have lowered my dose of Jalopnik intake is the redesign is horrible and the new commenting system sucks giant horse cock. But keep blowing your own horn and only listen to the positive feed back. I'll still be an occasional reader just not every day. . .

Yeah, whatever happened to burgundy velour seats.

MX-5 underpins this bad boy. Wish we got it in the States.

Please, please eveyrone. How can you all be so insensitive as to ignore the real victim here!

damn, a writer that can't use proper grammar... go figure

Pretty obvious. Bought Lamborghini, got really excited, got drunk, drunk powers kicked in, turned off traction control, crash Lamborghini. Run away.

Meanwhile, 10 miles down the road....