I'll have no truck with shenanigans.

I am stealing this!

I really dislike the greys. It's like living in the doldrums.

Hey Interviewers,

Gobble gobble!

They are us.

"One percent chance of success"

Holy, comma profligation, Batman!

I can't believe you just did that to me. The last 5 minutes of that movie are among the most emotionally harrowing of my life. Setsuko NOOOOOOO! WHHHYYYYYYY!

"Guys, guys check it out I'm Pippa! Who wants a ride?!"

"HAHA, look at me drinking out of a glass. IIIII'm so Faaaaancy. But you already know LOL"

"People drink this shit? LOL the Poor are so funny."

"This is my grill, get off it"

Do you have the IP addresses used for these accounts? If someone were to release the addresses to the good readers at Gizmodo and Kotaku (using a burner account for anonymity), then maybe the community can sentence their own?

Is there a way to block you and other heretics? Worship the square shrine heathen!

No car port in the staff compound? Where will my fishing coach park his Range?

Weird Al does the Robin Thicke discography? To the Kickstarter!

So this is way late and probably won't be read by anyone:

Just because no one will read this: