So my brother worked in London at a deli called Le Croissant Shop, where the food was made fresh each day. Being the good Samaritan he is, he went out at the end of each day giving the left over foods to nearby charities. When the chain found out he was doing this, he was fired outright. Their explanation? If…

I hate to be that guy, but *adjusts opera glasses* Der Rosenkavalier is by Richard Strauss and not Johann. It's all super-confusing. There are even two Johanns.

I will continue to post this as a reply to all articles about this "movie."

OMG, I just thought of something. What if Ted isn't the father? What if they're Barney's kids and Barney dies in a freak elevator/tie accident a la Final Destination??? He never calls them son or daughter, he always calls them "kids."

Gloves may be necessary for a populace fixated on hygiene as an idea rather than a reality. I have worked as an executive chef for a group of 5 restaurants, and the only cases of food-poisoning (not a great word, more technically correct would be food-transmitted bacteria, there is no "poison") I have encountered are…

I'm not a racist, I also love chicken.

I wish I could grow ovaries and she was gay and we'd stay up all night just painting each others nails and sniffing teddy-bears. I'd be the ox-bow lake to her fish-eagle. Anyone know where I can get some of her hair? Asking for a friend.