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Moved past that? Too many people are upset that Finn is black.

This was my Leia jam when I was a kid. Loved this figure:

In the 70s, I had the Barbie-sized Leia doll. Then my brother took down her hair donuts, and I could never get them to look right after that. Needles to say, his Steve Austin doll met a horrible end involving our creek and some rocks.

THEY’RE FOR BEARS!

Came here for this. Wasn’t disappointed.

A panel about dealing with online harassment was shut down due to online harassment?

Being the “guy in smart casino wear who breaks up swordfights with a big wooden pole” sounds like a cool part-time job.

I bought this game because of this article, and it’s glorious. It’s giving me pretty much what I wanted from Star Citizen (and have so far failed to get, Forum Citizen being much more amusing, but very different).

Heading into an iceteroid (ice asteroid) field at high speed, drop out, surrounded by Double Jack a-holes,

The Prius is a cool car, don’t listen to the haters.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

I love it that he called them out on this shit. . . . .I don’t know how/why they don’t realize how dumb it is that they all use the same “rhetorical strategy”— “well. . . . RONALD REAGAN. . . .”

bernie was sassy as fuck last night

I remember one time I threw the can on the cop, and it bounced off his head, and went straight into the bin. The cop was clearly not impressed by my feat, and proceeded to beat me.

Rode it. Tried to kill me. Slingshot wins.

200 hp and one street tire with next to no weight on the rear. What do you think?

“Helmet”

You sure do live up to your name...

The final request came from my girlfriend two weeks before either of us knew I’d be getting the Slingshot: “I want to learn to drive a stick.”