The Prius is a cool car, don’t listen to the haters.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

Bernie debating Trump would be the most glorious battle in United States — nay, world — history. It would take its place alongside David and Goliath, Alexander and Darius III, Fox News and sanity.

I love it that he called them out on this shit. . . . .I don’t know how/why they don’t realize how dumb it is that they all use the same “rhetorical strategy”— “well. . . . RONALD REAGAN. . . .”

Greatest tweet of all time.

bernie was sassy as fuck last night

I remember one time I threw the can on the cop, and it bounced off his head, and went straight into the bin. The cop was clearly not impressed by my feat, and proceeded to beat me.

Rode it. Tried to kill me. Slingshot wins.

200 hp and one street tire with next to no weight on the rear. What do you think?

“Helmet”

You sure do live up to your name...

The final request came from my girlfriend two weeks before either of us knew I’d be getting the Slingshot: “I want to learn to drive a stick.”

My theory is that it’s Warboys.

I didn’t even care before I read this article, but reading the reason has removed most of the respect I may have otherwise had for Kojima.

I wish Kojima just said “because I want to dress her that way.” It seems like a more honest and less eye-roll worthy reason.

Not at all. Because at the end of the day, Kojima wanted her to be naked. He wanted her to be exposed and just because he came up with a contrived “reason” for her to be so exposed doesn’t change his motivation at all. I’m feeling fine about my words and deeds. How’s Kojima feeling about his?

This show helped me beat depression, it has some of the best representation of non-binary gender characters.

Yes! Vindicated! Take that disbelievers

Steven Universe is the best show on television.