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So each time I cut someone in half with one I’d have to thoroughly clean it?
Ninjas be like “dude, do you have any cillot bang and a lint free cloth?”

Kamala Khan in everything forever! I am good with that. She is kind of this generation’s Spiderman in many ways.

Roger.

Somebody please turn this into a nope gif.

pervert.

Every time I think of a product being made completely based off of customer input, I think of this Simpsons episode.

It could have traveled back in time, but 88 MPH in that parking lot? No way!

Suffice to say we’re taking the ballot stuffing business into consideration for the final results.

I feel like this is needed here.

What you see:

Gaaa! I can’t imagine anyone more insufferable than an Apple Car owner.

What’s amazing is they then like to bring in the ‘we have a right to say what we want!’ argument.

Their game, their rules.

Yeah but with the rock, you have to take into account Newton’s laws, so things could get tricky

I don't know why but I feel an immense level of satisfaction when you guys rip into a product for whatever reason. Can you make this a weekly feature?

Actually, both men served in the Coast Guard. Guess how many stories mention that the victim served compared to those mentioning the murderer served?

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

Because it is not 1995 anymore and wireless mice work just fine.

Because it is not 1995 anymore and wireless mice work just fine.