Yeah, and let’s say that this petition to have her apologize is successful. Then what? Would any elephant’s quality of life be improved? Would it lead to any tangible outcome at all? I highly doubt it.

I just dont get public outcry sometimes? Like I feel that it would have been better to call her an ignorant ass because its not like shes actually sorry - shes just going through the motions.

No you are not.

Re: the elephant story. Thats a shitty thing to do but goddamn do we have to demand an apology for everything nowadays? Am I an insensitive asshole for thinking this?

Fuck Bill Maher, how’s that for PC, bud? Pardon, I’m going to go tweet him for being an unrelenting dickshit.

ME TOO

I can’t stand either one. Her voice makes me want to ram knitting needles in my ears.

Bless you now and forever for giving me the phrase “Planet Kardashian’s largest moon, Scott Disick.” More beautiful words were never written.

Julia Roberts and Danny Moder are divorcing

Poor Brad Pitt. I saw pics of him promoting his new movie, and he looked drawn. She really pulled the rug out from under his whole life.

the photo captions didn’t make me nauseous, but this did

Ew, so if Kris and Scott stay together, he becomes his own kids Step-Grandpa.

Seriously. I have lots of random negative feelings about MG but it’s not mean to he busy, especially if you think you’re a serious actor but keep getting recognized as Batman’s Girlfriend.

That’s why he was so good in Magnolia, Interview with the Vampire and even Tropic Thunder, he was able to just be that sociopath and let loose with his weird couch-jumpy tendencies.

Exactly. Because not wanting to take a picture with some rando kid is exactly the same as blowing up a busload of orphans!

Obviously Chyna ignored Kris because Kris was having sex with Scott at the time, duh!

Maggie Gyllenhaal makes me cry because I just can’t stand to look at her face for some reason and I have missed out on movies before because of it. I did see The Dark Knight and liked her even less because she made me acknowledge that Katie Holmes was a better Rachel. I’m not proud of any of this and I feel mean but…

I would pay cash-money to see Kathy Griffin annoying Andy fucking Cohen forever. I hate that little troll.

Every time I see Amal Clooney’s name in print, my mind reads Anal. Every. Single. Time. It fills me with joy, which is a rare commodity these days.

And next week we find out Chyna’s baby is actually Scott’s?!