I feel so out of it- what IS flakka?? If I google it will I get put on a list? Honestly I’m still not even 100% sure what bath salts are. I guess I never thought their would be SO MANY new drugs the older I got.

Well that was Tom Jones, but I gave you a star anyway because it was still funny.

yeah, i already fucking caught it myself for getting the 2 mixed up, the edit has gone through yet, though

Tom Jones?

oh i’m an idiot

I think an odd place would have been like, the kidneys or something.

I never thought Tony Bennett would make me want to throw up all over my desk but here we are.

Joy-Anna Duggar, 19, has entered into a courtship with her friend of 15 years

Aaron got poison IVY on his ass only, i thought he got poison ivy on his balls. that would be an odd place.

Remember that SNL skit maybe a year ago when middle aged men meet their future wives, who turn out to be children when they walk out?

There’s something very sick about Tony Bennett.

Indy or Han Solo, the characters? Yes. Ford? Hell to the no. He seems tremendously unlikable IRL

I’d save his life.

I’d save his life.

I’m sure you’re not alone in Harrison lust. But it’s not universal. I do not share this sentiment. Like, not at all.

White America- Where a woman who drinks is asking to get raped but a man who drinks is the victim when he tries to kill someone.

FOUR FUCKING YEARS??? FOR BEATING A WOMAN TO DEATH?

I have so many questions... How can he claim that the casino “should have known” anything about his or his girlfriend’s past behavior outside of the casino? Was he served all 15 drinks by the same bartender? If not, how was the casino staff to know how many drinks he had been served?

Reputable casinos employ telepathic bartenders who can read patrons’ drinking memories. Everyone knows that.

Mullins’ attorney Stuart Niemtzow argued that the casino should have known he drank until he got alcohol poisoning at another casino months before