This just stirred up a memory. I spent a weekend at Mar-A-Lago (I was there for a charity event) about 8 years ago. Donald and Melania were in attendance. I was pretty close to them as they were mingling. I hate to admit it but he did have a tremendous amount of magnetism (though I found him repulsive then and now)…

Did you go to a private schoo?

You wrong, and you know you wrong. And I love it.

I’m allured by Manhattan private schoos, too. As long as they don’t give me a wedgie.

Buuuut Tila isn’t white...I’m so confused.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

I don’t want to shut conversation down but I think we’re all sick of the trolls, so I ask:

Yes, I heard 5 minutes of that incest case and asked myself why the FCC fined Janet’s wardrobe malfunction but craziness like this, Jerry Springer and Maury’s paternity tests are just fine during daytime hours when children could see them?

It’s a toss up. Dr. Phil was always terrible. Dr. Oz was once a renowned, deeply respected cardiologist. He actually invented at least once surgical technique that became standard practice. He was the real deal.

Also Kristen was dating Tom Sandoval who was one of Jax’s best friends for 10yrs at the time and was asleep in the other room! And then Jax was all “we were never really friends” once it came out so he wouldn’t feel bad for betraying his best friend. True reality tv gold! The slap heard around the world! (And Tom…

I’ve seen one episode of his show. (I wasn’t staying at home and when I went downstairs my step sister had it on.) Anyways, it was a teenage girl talking about her stepfather sexually abusing her and Dr. Phil had them both on. The stepdad was obviously like “no no I never did that,” and Dr. Phil seemingly sided with…

Yeah, he had an episode on phobias that was pure exploitation. Being a sufferer myself, I was horrified - not because mine was featured but because of what he was doing to these people.

Clearly you have not seen Iyanala fix someone’s life, listened to Dr. Oz cure someone with acai berries, or watched Dr. Phil’s miraculous transformation of Nick Gordon. Oprah serves the best.

I have a hard time figuring out who’s worse between Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz, but I am going to have to go with Dr. Phil. Seriously, fuck this guy.

But then we found out later that Stassi CHEATED on Jax with that one dude from season one. Frank. Frank, I think that’s his name. Anyway, this shit show is amazing, and I have loved every second of the new season.

Why would you bring people on tv to confront their rapists!? ... Gimme a break. Who wants to see that anyway?

Stassi smacked Kristen in the face for sleeping with Jax. I’m not even a little bit ashamed that I knew that instantly.

I’m bewildered by the whole tv therapist phenomenon. Any credible therapist would never allow this to happen on television, so why do people even look to this as a credible thing?

That woman was having an adult temper-tantrum. The kids were laughing because, well, temper tantrums are hilarious to third parties. So a child, having noticed a weakness, says shit to tickle that weakness, provoking a tantrum. Fun bonus: they learned that the rage-o-phile is racist.

Seventh grade boys are the worst. I had one making blow job motions behind my back and didn’t know why everyone was laughing until a staff member told me later.