You'll find your blood pressure at a much saner level when you give in and accept that trolling is a art.

I like MusicBee, myself. [getmusicbee.com]

The touch has no GPS, I'm not sure if the app will work though. The iTunes page says it's supported:

I've been using this for "Open Command Window Here" for years. One of the lesser known shortcuts.

"There are literally billions of pics of kids on the web."

I agree except for this one: "force them to be your friend on Facebook".

"It literally pokes fun for not having parents"

I sure wish these ads would stop.

At least mark ads as such.

You seem to be right about the spacing before the colon. I found 'word:more words' didn't work for me though 'word more:words' did. On the beta build, here.

It may act differently as about:blank is a special page. Try this -> Hitman: Blood Money

Well, duh. You can hold down most keys for the additional key sets.

The desktop would be much better without the text. I don't know why people insist on adding quotes and whatnot to perfectly nice images.

"Drag Text to Chrome's Tab Bar to Search on Google"

Really? Zune is excellent.

Gosh, this is what I'd call a first world problem. It shouldn't take more than a few minutes to reboot, and you shouldn't need to do it more than once every 2 weeks or so.

Yeah, I was actually going to say that if you want desktop data than RainMeter may be the way to go. I set it up a couple years ago and I don't remember it being too hard. There was some notepad editing, but it was mostly just changing values rather than writing your own code.

People actually use sidebar gadgets?

$10 is hardly expensive.

Then I will die happy.