Don’t sleep on Control. From a gameplay standpoint, it’s easily Remedy’s best game.

Oh man, I can wait for you to find out money isn’t real

A real fan would take the card and cast it into the fire.

You sure about that? It sure looks like the Highwind, and it’s on top of Juno, where the Highwind was originally located...

“I don’t know Resident Evil, yet I’m here to complain about it.”

Nice work, chief.

I fell for it because I looked at the title and I thought, oh man, this can’t be good, but turns out it’s hyperbole. 

Rides have requirements, height, weight, whatever.  Don’t put the target on your own back just because you think it’s unfair.  My kids have thought it unfair that they couldn’t ride a roller coaster because they weren’t tall enough, but there’s nothing to be done about it.

“A 40” waist line is about a [women’s] size 20.”

Eh, for me that excitement kind of died with the 24/7 internet gaming news cycle. Seeing the post E3 copy of EGM in the mailbox was like Christmas in July.

Not to mention the very early nod to infection when Sarah was in school and the student wearing the bracelet causing the reflection on her was twitching her arm.

Never compare what you know in your small circle to the rest of the world.

Fix the fucking UI already, it’s TERRIBLE. Besides the layout, it’s glitchy AF with the game not letting you move your cursor sometimes or the back button taking you out to the title screen when you’re just putting an attachment on, to the weapon trees and unlock lists not moving so the cursor is offscreen.

I’d rather them delay the season to work around Cavill’s schedule instead of recasting. Especially since I imagine Season 4 will largely be an adaptation of Baptism of Fire, which could be reworked to put the focus on Ciri and The Rats, and reduce the Geralt side of the story to smaller bits culminating in the Battle…

Wonder what Mike would have to say about you talking shit about his grieving coworkers because they didn’t do a heartfelt write-up quick enough for you.

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

Okay, name one thing. A new thing it brings to the table or improves upon.

Yep. We put our deposits down, and moved on. It’s a handheld console; there’s not exactly a ton to keep discussing.

Drag Call of Duty and Madden next. Show these kids what real sophisticated adult gamers like us are all about!