I KNOW, RIGHT??? Watching several of his public events, I’ve actually felt the hair on the back of my neck tingle, all “Oh, there’s grandma (and to a lesser extent Grandpa)”. In my family, it’s one of my aunts who is The One Who Can Handle Them So Is Considered Totally Off the Hook for All Other Responsibilities and…

Everyone involved knows but just can’t outright say the deal was she gets to have as much power and stick her thumb in as many pies as she likes because she’s the only one who can handle her dad when he’s sundowning, right?

How to break US law in three easy steps....

I literally had the experience of being invited to a co-worker’s wedding. Her father was a sculptor and it was the most expensive wedding I’ve ever seen. It was “semi-formal” so I had to buy a special dress and everything. I wouldn’t have gone but I felt bad because she had no one but family on her guest side. So I…

THANK YOU!!!

I’m glad they are gonna ban ageist ads. I just turned 34 a few months ago and I’m slowly starting to notice all the ageist bullshit against women in the media and I’m starting to feel self conscious of my face, my body because of my age. I know I look fine but sometimes I worry about wrinkles or if I look “old.” It’s…

But the crash caused by auto loans will be muffled by the impending train wreck in student loan debt, which will be drowned out by the rolling thunder from hidden foreclosures and high delinquency rates in the (primarily retail, but also office and industrial) commercial real estate market.

February and September are flyover months, so the math kind of works out

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Turns out flat wages for a decade means consumers can’t buy the products they used to buy anymore. And the solution of longer loans or subprime lending has a limit, that they are apparently starting to hit. Is the trickle-down scheduled to start soon? It’s been about 30+ years, so it’s overdue.

it kinda sounds like she doesn’t know who that woman is, and was just told “she rich”...

Why are we making fun of her body now?

THIS IS A SPICY DISH

I mean, that’s pretty good. (awful) but good (very bad). I love it.

I can’t share much (job stuff) but once she tried to fire a field producer and had a massive meltdown over a cold meatball sandwich. She was amazingly passive aggressive. Once in post, we were watching down footage and she was giving the girls an inspiration speech before they to an audition and she told them, “If…

I want that Candy Apples lady back solely for her daughter. I’d watch a show that was just her deadpanning responses to her overly-chirpy mother.

How significant is quitting when you’re about to be, shall we say, unavailable?

In some respects they’ve improved. Until two or three years ago the Mail routinely ran paparazzi pictures of twelve or thirteen year old girls in bathing suits with headlines like ‘All grown up’.

“CITIZEN! WE HAVE FOUND A TIND- NO, NOT YOU. THE HOT ONE... CITIZEN! WE HAVE FOUND A TINDER MATCH FOR YOU.”

You’re walking your dog down the street when a drone flies up to you with some fucked up and overly strident robotic voice - “CITIZEN! WE HAVE FOUND A TINDER MATCH FOR YOU. HE IS (RACE), WITH (COLOR) EYES, AND (COLOR) HAIR - HE ENJOYS (LENGTH OF TIME) WALKS ON THE BEACH AND PREFERS (CATS OR DOGS). HE IS “(DIRECT QUOTE…