@ThreeOneFive: Two negatives equal a positive.

How to Make a Fake Beach Look Real?

How thin is the line between levitation and hanging?

@selfprofessedgeek: I just did.

What Comment Should You Post on Gizmodo?

@daveinmn: Ford's newest Sync Technology feature is to sink your car into the snow.

So what's Google going to do after it has linked every aspect of everyone's life to the internet?

@Himynameispromotedthiscommenta...: Obviously, they're magical cuff links . . .

Wearing LEGO cuff links would be like wearing my heart on my sleeve.

Pretty soon, Google is going to use the pictures on your phone to recommend better friends, plastic surgery, and a better owner for the phone.

@Setsail: Are those good "wow"s or bad?

@enlargedhousecat: Very nice.

@\m/ chaosphere \m/: Haha, thanks.

@Imnotu: You'd have to sharpen from eraser to point, though. Then you'd have a two-sided writing pencil that states your feelings once you need to erase: "Fuck."

@lewis82: You forgot the most obvious one that comes before "drugs!" which is "take drugs!"

Then, once you sharpened it down enough, it'll be in honor of Photoshop.

@Spaceboy: Idiot. He should have put the bomb in his penis, had "the sex" with the female, then blown his penis up while inside the female, during "the sex."

@dataPOG: TSA officer: Is that a dong-shaped bomb, or are you just happy to see me?

@Nicholas Gann: Slamalamadongbomb.

Obviously, we just need to invent dong-shaped bombs.