Kraft Macaroni and Limestone.

@TendoMentis: It's a great video.

I'm sure Kafka is enjoying that money. I'm sure he and Joyce and Hemingway and Fitzgerald and Woolf and Dickens and Faulkner, et cetera are all enjoying their shares. It must be great being a great, dead author.

Wait, we're calling it "the Internet" now? I thought it was just called the "Internet." Damn kids and their ever-changing lexicon.

"Is this real life?"

How to Make a Bad Second Impression:

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: That would make us all astronauts because we'd have made it to a moon.

If we put Jupiter where the moon is, a god would finally be visible.

@JJV5819: Aaron Rodgers broke Jay Cutler's hymen.

@coodgenducta: Old Gizmodo is working for me.

No.

Aaron Rodgers also broke Jay Cutler's spirit.

@Voltswagon: I don't use the three either, but the point is, Gizmodo is microscopic in comparison.

@BrknPheonix: Doesn't ring a bell. I really need to find out where my time's going, though.

@J_Frank_Parnell: I don't know what you're talking about.

@rcs914: You're right, the person who made this had your life in mind, not a collective of people.

@AssuntaPabsy: Gizmodo is very insignificant in comparison to those.

@FriarNurgle: Why is your phone in the can?

I don't have a Facebook, Gmail, or Twitter account.

@Ryan: It's too bad Comcast sucks at everything else, but I suppose fast Netflix streaming can be your silver lining.