"The Aristocrats!"

@OMG! Bacon!: I did not have sexual relations with a Portuguese woman in an in-flight airplane's bathroom.

Oh, I was thinking of something more copulative.

Apple is going to wait until 5.0, isn't it?

@CallMeJordy265: I think what they might have meant, however, was why didn't the Germans raid the mansion and take what was inside.

@Pessimippopotamus: Obviously anyone could draw a voluptuous "Misty," but that's not the real Misty, not that I'm complaining.

@Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith: I had a crush on Misty, too. I was just kidding.

@Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith: You like 'em flat as ironing boards, huh?

@Kaiser-Machead: We'd control a lot of them with our balls, though.

I wish Pokemon were real, I really do.

@Lupus_Yonderboy: I was home and wondering what I did with my backpack full of explosives.

@Banjo_Lips: See my reply to kageriri.

@kagekiri: It was in central France, so it could have easily been in the free, southern half of France.

@kylenw: The individual is still a part of the organization, which functions as a whole.

Existentialism:

@nieltown: Uh, hm, the person who did this is a terrorist.

@Benedinho: Oh, wait, it's mine. I knew I forgot that somewhere.

@skidoosh: What exactly is seeing hatred?

@Y2KGTP: It was on the parade route. Obviously whoever put the bomb there wanted to blowup the parade, not a bomb-diffusing robot.

"Thank three random city workers* we found it."