*Remembers iPad video with three- and four-finger multi-touch*
*Remembers iPad video with three- and four-finger multi-touch*
The recycle bin is my paper management system.
@Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith: My favorite is Palatino, not Palatino Linotype, just Palatino. I do all my writing in it.
@Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith: I remember everything I see in Comic Sans and Papyrus because they're burned into my retinas.
@GitEmSteveDave: No.
Does it react to the gravitational field of her buxom breasts?
@Aminpro: I checked for you—I'm sure you checked, too—and I couldn't find anything.
@GitEmSteveDave: If she says "Yes," and you're still wary, then you find yourself a camera and take naked pictures of her.
Before you get a hooker, ask her if she wants to take nude pictures for money.
The bottom line always trips the consumer.
@anitesh.jaswal: It was different when the napkin sketch was there.
@Zinger314: The real napkinprints for an iPad are written in elf's blood.
Aw, the napkin sketch is gone.
Obviously, we need to clone a T. rex and give it Valium. For science!
@shokwaav: I bet—no, I know you've never read the novel.
@Dacker: Oh, no! Because Apple is forcing you to buy its products?
@metronome49: Yeah, as someone who's never going to have a problem with being overweight, I don't really care about losing weight.
@BadJoJo: Obviously, but an excess of coffee is different from an excess of water.
@FriarNurgle: We must harness the powers of Swedish Fish and McDonald's food to learn the secret of immortality.
@TheCrudMan: How much caffeine is in that?