@FriarNurgle: And for that extra fraction of seat or armrest, which should be mine, he or she takes up on an airplane.

You mean it's bigger than one of my stomachs.

The big green one at the top left looks like a deformed and rotten Swedish Fish.

Once you're proficient enough with that, move on to stop motion light graffiti.

The internet does a really good job at making people assholes.

That's a nice-looking app.

That thing is vintage sexy.

Yep, I never knew that existed.

@ThatsNotPudding: You're a desperate, desperate troll. You aren't even trying.

@hjustin93: Even the lightest 17-inch laptops are too big and heavy for all-day portability.

@MauricioHavok: It should be pretty obvious someone else's laptop won't be perfect for me since it's not mine.

My 15-inch Macbook Pro is the perfect laptop for writing.

@Yeah!: Which, still, isn't as fun as driving your car under a semi.

He was a brilliant man. Happy birthday.

That fox was a secret agent.

That photo is blizzarding awesome.

@Shamoononon: The upsidedown-ness makes it NSFW.

Hey, #whitenoise, #fakerumorthursday is going mainstream.

@rick23: It's just some under-boob.

@beatledud: It's obviously a safe-for-work rimjob.