Aw, "[redacted]" isn't fun.

@ps61318: Too late, look above (or below, I don't know how you organize your comments).

Can you imagine the possibilities if the characters in You've Got Mail had internet access?

@Dancing Milkcarton: You just won. He changed the headline.

I've always wondered how croissants and other yummy stuff are made.

The tattoo has to be ironic, though, so since it's a Moleskine, the tattoo should be a flying lobster that has 20/20 vision.

@Kyle VanHemert: They can't let facts get in the way of their complaining.

@Zinger314: Is that why he has twice as many "Like"s as the next closest person?

We have these wonderful modes of transportation called airplanes and boats. They let you travel via air and sea respectively.

Also, they can't get within fifty yards of any PlayStation 3.

@TheClap: "World's First Underwater Electric Supercar"?

*sexy voice: "Hey, honey, I'm not pitching tent. Let's get it on."*

Psh, I was making bomb threats before it was cool.

@DreamTheEndless: It was sarcasm.

Isn't it going to be the greatest thing ever tomorrow when Verizon announces a new Windows Phone 7 phone?

@S0lidSnake: That's one of my favorite crossover multi-panel memes.

So it's a text inside a text inside a text inside a text inside a text?

@Nick: Unless he is Matt Buchanan, but all along Matt Buchanan has been an AT&T operative.

Nice try, AT&T.