@Hello Mister Walrus: There is an app for that? Crap . . .

Can smartphones take my temperature yet?

@FriarNurgle: Space?

I don't think the green sconce looks as elegant as the brass sconce would look if it weren't rusty.

There is so much fail in these experiments. Instead, they should have been working on my freaking hoverboard. I'm still waiting.

@reckoner23: All I said was it works well on Macs.

@Liam: It's not a problem for me, so I don't care.

@pablosotomayor: So because it's slow on your Mac means it's slow? Right, duly noted.

@reckoner23: You must be using a Windows-based computer.

Put some coffee grounds in the filter and you can really get that monitor clean.

@TheLostVikings: That's not a straw man. That's a false dilemma.

I can't rock out with that. The cord is too short.

@Dr. What?: At least those will have defined ends. This has been a two- or three-year rumor. And if it doesn't happen, it'll continue.

@OCEntertainment: So, what you're saying is, rumors rise from the ashes of dead, whether proven or dis-proven, rumors, so rumors are like phoenixes?

@OCEntertainment: How will there be "Will Verizon get the iPhone" rumors if Verizon has the iPhone?

@Dr. What?: Are you kidding? AT&T has plenty of money in the bank.

I really hope it is so all the rumors and murmuring and wishing can stop.

That just seems like unnecessary page clutter.

@HeroOfTomorrow quit smoking: What do you mean by "not on-topic"?

@05hartleyjack: That's exactly what I did.