@Cupcakes of Doom: I enjoyed Get Him to the Greek.

@bombastinator: You're using reductio ad absurdum—but I'm the one who's "ducking the topic"? Right.

Did she recently act in a Japanese porno?

@bombastinator: I'll disregard that asinine comparison.

@bombastinator: You can take away the depression and still not be happy, which can still lead to suicide. Medication won't make you happy.

@Sam Spratt: Dying birds and fish and Mr. Spratt posts an article. These are the end times, I'm sure.

@Zinger314: I'm more surprised there's a Sam Spratt article.

@bombastinator: Everything you stated in your last post is untrue.

@m4ximusprim3 Of Fish Pond Area 1: It's an infallible equation.

@cinnamonster: "It's magic tape that voids imagination."

@Zinger314: "If the tape isn't there, your imagination can run wild. We need to keep your imagination in control."

[Something bad] is what happens when Lady Gaga [verb].

@bombastinator: But his problem was because he was "raped, repeatedly."

@TheBobmanNH: I'm not in my mid-twenties, but everyone in my family is thin and has a fast metabolism, relative to their respective age groups.

Ghostbusters 3: Exorcision

@mcs328: I really think it was his father.

@aquaclear: Did he ask for your sympathy?

@Michael Krebsbach: The note, despite his not wanting to say who, makes his father a very likely candidate.

@bombastinator: Medications fix only chemical imbalances.

But my New Year's resolution is to continue being skinny, which I've done my whole life to this point, and you're telling me it's going to fail?