@jms: I don't mean to sound vain, but it was inevitable.

@Nitesh: Apple, banana, peach, orange, palm.

@Nitesh: I hear what you're opining, but I'm just stumped.

@Nitesh: Sorry, but I'm rooted in my ways and don't want to branch out.

@VinceDeSantos: Don't be such a sap.

I have a friend who wood love one.

Apparently he hates the new trackpad.

@Zinger314: Like a tawdry, bass-heavy guitar riff?

I feel so much safer. Thanks, DHS.

It's pretty bulky. And how much does it weigh?

Kat, are you saying Apple is fine with aural?

@OMG! Spinnies!: Olivia Wilde: Hot, beautiful, sexy female.

That's going to suck for anyone who's younger than 21.

I head Al Gore stole the idea for the Internet from Thomas Edison after Edison killed Abraham Lincoln.

@707kevin: He's just an American who's very confused. Don't mind him.

@Curves: Haha . . .wait, I don't get it.

@ahkenatan: Wow, you're so unbelievably wrong it's not even funny.

@ahkenatan: I'm convinced you have no clue what you're talking about.

@ahkenatan: Everyone's already said it, but I want to anyway: You're wrong.

@hawkeye18 done: Actually, let me correct you: English dictates that words that begin with vowel sounds follow the article "an," and words that begin with consonant sounds follow the article "a."