The stampede was so serious, it turned that brown dog into a half-deaf, white rabbit.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: A LOL genie is much better than a butt genie.

@Grindhouse Murders: Do you have the Activity window open? Try double-left clicking the 42.5 MB file. I downloaded it that way myself, just to make sure it would work.

@Grindhouse Murders: I'm not Buzz Killington. He's Buzz Killington. I'm Squalor.

@Grindhouse Murders: Are you using Firefox? You can download it with DownloadHelper.

Never-ending? I don't know. Somehow I think there'll be an ending, one along the lines of the sun's getting really, really hungry and swallowing the planet.

I say revel in the holiday awkwardness. However, don't say anything too offensive, and always stay at least one step ahead of everyone else. That way, you'll have a fantastic story to tell, and you'll come out not looking like the villain, even though you were.

Oh, that wasn't a new Apple Store?

"Did someone say 'powder'?"

@Arken: And in a very infinitesimal way, I helped.

@Zinger314: You forgot the Pythagorean theorem.

I'll need a bigger hand on which to write all this stuff.

@Moonshadow Kati: That's good. I was joking, though, well, mostly. I just don't like typing tags for sarcasm or "haha" or "LOL." Haha.

@Arken: Arken's been defending Gizmodo whenever someone complains about the TSA posts.

Of course, the TSA says otherwise.

@EljhHck: The TSA says otherwise.

@vsound: I don't think she was kidding, though.

@Moonshadow Kati: Seems as though some real life came through in the first sentence of that post.

@cadenlaguna: You can tell the future?

Oh. My. God. I'm my own grandfather.