A free-for-all shooting challenge? I'm bringing my noob tube.

I understand there's context here, but that's the first time, I think, I've ever read or heard the words "Alienware" and "budget" together without negation.

@wobblesmith: When was the last time a shark walked onto land and killed a human?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes Are a Plane and its sequel Black Snake Flown.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: I don't think there will be a return key, Mr. Frodo.

@Curves: You get two original Kindles for $89 or one Kindle 2 for the same price.

If you look closely, you can see Tom Cruise and Waldo. Waldo's the sane, tall one.

That's a great 90-dollar gift. And, most likely, the person you're giving it won't even know it was on sale.

@Moonshadow Kati: You type loudly, Kati, loudly. I can hear it through the internet, actually.

@ps61318: The buttons are right next to each other. It was a simple mostake.

@lankysob: Well, how else would David have done it?

@Celtic1888: Shitfinity? It's not so hard.

@Emperor_was_a_jerk: But . . . it's Texas.

@Moonshadow Kati: All his gif belong to you?

@Niteman cometh: "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

@Arcane: The difference—and it's a pretty significant difference—is that the DSs have textile buttons.

@Moonshadow Kati: Oh, "giant sexts," not "giant sex." Sorry, Kati.

@blyan-reloaded: The half-full half-empty thing depends upon whether you're drinking it, or not.

So what you're saying is people are incorrectly holding their camera phones?

@jaydez: Are you sure it's not just the whiskey?