@Antubis: I'd take a person with an @facebook more seriously than someone with an @yahoo or @hotmail.

There are that many Hotmail users?

@kelz: It's a genius strategy: People will name their favorite games, which doesn't necessarily mean they're good, but he at least has a list of games to try, and he didn't have to do much work, either.

Unless he's like the guy from the article "I'm Homeless, and This Is Why I Have an iPad."

@Odin: I, too, thought it was a gun. I even read the headline as "My Little Soldiering Unicorn," which is probably why I thought it was a gun and why I am now a little disappointed.

@Pew Pew BOOM: "Wanna see a Magic Mouse trick?"

@rick23: The little girl with the guitar has a great expression.

"Get out the way!"

But it's such a cute, little, seven-inch train wreck.

@可愛い兎: I have. I visited my uncle when he was stationed there.

With Rolls-Royce, you fly and die in style.

@FriarNurgle: Make him work for it?

18-in-1 soap? Seriously?

@Firebert: You must be confusing a laptop with sex because of internet porn.

@ps61318: And he wouldn't look tall under a microscope.

@james-42: I'm pretty sure it's a laptop, actually.

@tasteskindasalty: I don't want to be Tom Cruise.

@FriarNurgle: And so sane.

@Stem_Sell: Prime Minister Vladimir Putan must have put this into effect in the Union of Soviet Situation Republics.

Boob ninja?