Hm, I read "The Foods of China."

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: But what if the recipe is really good? And they hide in some guy's hat so you can't see them?

@The Squalor and the Fury: Or: Brunette-haired Wilde?

Gentlemen and ladies, what do we think: Blond-haired Wilde?

@That Guy: Ernest Hemingway was not a "That Guy."

I'm not a fan of their music—it's fun to play on Rock Band, at least.—but they make great videos.

FaceIt: It's time to upgrade.

@Hellkeeper: When it comes to the science of killing or the science of making things that kill, we are number one.

@Zinger314: I'm just curious: How can one be a YouTube video blogger and not be a wannabe?

@Stem_Sell: Are they cocoa tree-hees? (That's French, by the way. The "r" is silent.)

@Stem_Sell: I didn't see this until someone had already made the joke, but mine is better, anyway: "Soylent Brown is poople!"

@rcs914: You use "whom"/"whomever" whenever you'd use the word "him" or "me" or objective "her."

Life really is like a box of chocolate: empty.

@rcs914: I'd listen to you—except not—if you knew how to properly use the objective pronoun "whomever."

@The Squalor and the Fury: I have regained those hours as I, too, have just actually read that it's Android only.

@Geisrud: I'm promoting you somewhat for edifying me, but mostly because you correctly placed the apostrophe.

45 new Angry Birds levels = countless hours not doing work.

@andrewmeda: In American English—the best English, haha—if anything that's within quotes ends a sentence, the period goes to the left of the closing quote, unless there is specific punctuation within the quote.

Gizmodo, you've been pumping up this movie for a long time. If I go see it, and it sucks, I know whom to blame for my disappointment.

Do people really need locks like these?