@JakeMG: Blah Blah Taxi: Her singing?

@Punctured Bag: Yeah, but Canadian and British English syntax are just so foreign and yucky.

@FriarNurgle: Especially if you have lighted stockings.

@rcs914: Unless, of course, he meant your pocket is a checkpoint and scale to weigh the dollar before it moves on. Perhaps he meant weighing in a metaphorical sense, as in, weighing its value? But "way station" would make more sense, regardless.

@Joe Matise: You're kidding, right?

@CarcharoDon Carcharias: Yes, "has gotten" would be correct.

Back up, fire!

@acidrain69: That he's yet to see it, that he said "I'm" and not "I've," or both?

RockMelt: It's the future. Right now!

@MavrixWK: I was thinking a Ben & Jerry's flavor.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: Maybe you should buy a yellow jacket to soften the blow.

@Timmy: Are they yellow and black?

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Well, honey, you're just going to have to have faith. I know it might sting.

I'll have to check back in a few thousand years to see if his predictions were true.

@sweetelectro: And a G-String to hold your junk, I mean, luggage.

@brijazz: I think he meant "back and fourth-teenth."

So how long before Google buys an airline and re-brands it? AirGoogle?

@FriarNurgle: A Windows Phone 7 phone saves us from our phones.

You mean, unless that price drops, regardless of where it's sold, my "hot little fingers won't be caressing [it ever]."

@drethedog: The spoof of the Lebron James "What should I do?" commercial from "Mysterion Rises" was the best.