@FriarNurgle: You're thinking of Facebook.
@FriarNurgle: You're thinking of Facebook.
Anything Apple's done?
@Nitesh:
@moonshadowkati: Futurama references are always welcome. Thank you, moonshadowkati.
@OMG! British Dinosaur!: I guess you just need a tougher shell.
@Cory Noll: I'm feeling a little blue myself. Maybe I just need some air.
@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Reading the fine print could prove fruitful.
@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: This conversation is really coming to a boil.
@ps61318: This post is ripe for punnery.
$7 per crab? That's an expensive hooker.
@drmrw: Honestly, I wouldn't lick that either.
Antarctica can only interest me if there is a narrative overdub of Morgan Freeman's voice.
@Stem_Sell: Oh, that makes much more sense. I must have read a bad translation.
China should just implement a "one-iPhone policy."
Is it bad that I play those games on my iPhone while driving?
@Jacknut: You've "been told"?
There're another 395,000,000 to go, huh?
Fap app. Nice.
Apple's distortion field?