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Anything Apple's done?

@moonshadowkati: Futurama references are always welcome. Thank you, moonshadowkati.

@Cory Noll: I'm feeling a little blue myself. Maybe I just need some air.

@ps61318: This post is ripe for punnery.

$7 per crab? That's an expensive hooker.

@drmrw: Honestly, I wouldn't lick that either.

Antarctica can only interest me if there is a narrative overdub of Morgan Freeman's voice.

@Stem_Sell: Oh, that makes much more sense. I must have read a bad translation.

China should just implement a "one-iPhone policy."

Is it bad that I play those games on my iPhone while driving?

@Jacknut: You've "been told"?

There're another 395,000,000 to go, huh?

Fap app. Nice.

Apple's distortion field?