No app required.

I always knew Ballmer wanted to be the Chief Software Architect.

Congratulations, Apple.

Decree from the Apple Inc. elders:

@blyan-reloaded: It's like being a broadband internet service provider and charging per computer, console, and smart phone.

Just in time for the iPhone, right?

@bloknayrb: Because I have no problem with AT&T.

I wouldn't even switch to Verizon if a Verizon-compatible iPhone did come out, but I hope it does so the rumors can stop.

My head nearly exploded after watching all of these advertisements.

@brijazz: Don't forget the g-force training.

@moonshadowkati: Then there are Scruffy, Hermes, the Professor, Zapp, and Kiff.

Futurama, in order from left to right:

@Jake Dagg: It's vastly superior to 30 Days of Night, which is on the list.

The Exorcist

Robots in disguise. Just you wait.

@moonshadowkati: I think you described it pretty well, actually.

Those Chinese painters are going to be pissed, unless, of course, they were trying to kill people, hm.

@shogun_16: I've always wondered why he'd need to give a girl tickets to himself. Maybe it's just for formality's sake.

@N7: These diamonds are on a horse.

Sam, have you tried to contact Isiah Mustafa's people?