@bustedchain: I'm working on a bridge to approximately five minutes ago I'd be interested in selling to you for, hm, since you're a Star Commenter I'll give you a discount, 100,000 Internet Dollars.

@FriarNurgle: She's not the only one.

@FriarNurgle: It's as redundantly redundant as a two-wheeled bicycle.

I'm waiting for the iMirror . . . or maybe the Google Mirror.

@FriarNurgle: Oh, Eddie Murphy. He used to be so awesome.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, you were expensive as hell so you better tell me I'm the fairest one of all."

@JimboLodisC: Chick-fil-A's nuggets, strips, and sandwiches are vastly superior to McDonald's.

I go to Chic-fil-A when I want chicken. If I ate beef, I'd go to Five Guys. On the West Coast, there is also In-N-Out Burger.

This guy approves.

@Zinger314: I was thinking a social dating site for people with Kindles.

@Hello Mister Walrus: How can a city be gay? That doesn't make any sense.

"Impressive"? That turn was faaa-bu-lousss.

"Apps! Apps! Apps!"

This is what I thought of.

That's a shame. I think it would be awesome if it rained blackberries.

Where's the mustache?

How can I look manly while carrying a purse for iced coffee? Oh, wait, I'm in Starbucks, so I'm not really worried about that. Never mind.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: In Soviet Russia, Military Helicopters find you stranded on Europe's highest mountain.

Haha, his url shortener was "yanked."

@moonshadowkati: He'll be the leading man, Adam Guerbuez.