This is going to make for a fantastic movie.

@Niteman cometh: Actually, Bender sleeps in closets.

I clicked on the link, saw the hot girl in the thumbnail for the article about American Apparel, and somehow found my way back to Gizmodo sans having read Jezebel's article about the role of women in The Social Network.

@scottlandk: So what you said meant, you care about him enough that you could care less.

@Mr. Black: What I've read is that the songs on the album that came out today are the songs he completed before going to jail that won't be going on his 2011 album, Tha Carter IV

@valkilmerisawful: But when you make millions of dollars a year writing rap songs and rapping them, you don't ever really need to worry about that.

Prison Guard 1: Hey, Lil Wayne's been eating from the same bag of chips for seven months.

Tastes like fossilized-pheasant.

I actually don't like the design. Maybe I have bad tastes, though.

@Curves: Curves, you're asking people to use their brains.

@Benedinho: Then Darth Jobsius would have to destroy the universe with his Death Pinwheel.

Removed from App Store in 3, 2, 1 . . .

@moonshadowkati: You gotta love Taiwanese news.

@RutgerHauer: GILF?

Wow, I read "GILF" and not "Glif."

@moonshadowkati: Darth Steve Paul Jobs III?

I am in fact familiar with this phenomenon.

Thursday, November 11, 2010, Miami Heat vs Boston Celtics:

@Caturday Yet?: *Gives Caturday Yet? recognition and validation*

I . . . I . . . I can finally destroy Justin Beiber . . . . This is the happiest day of my life.