I've been looking for an opportunity to post this video.

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"Patrolin'

@jupiterthunder: The Blair Witch Project was a Sundance film.

@JohnnyricoMC: Wow, um, someone seems unreasonably angry at the Sundance Film Festival.

@MrRainMan: Watch the video: They removed the two windows in the front, behind the car.

Great mocha espresso, it's the greatest coffee shop of all time.

"You probably won't be making Sundance-worthy movies with your iPhone."

@jetRink: She was just looking for a subtle way to expose her terrorist son; he had a bomb in his diaper.

I somehow read "New iPad Shipping in 24 Hours."

@jupiterthunder: I prefer domesticated vaginas.

@Jeramy Bailey: Dogs sweat through their paws, but panting is their most effective method of body heat regulation.

@Jeramy Bailey: I found this: [raivynnsroost.blogspot.com] but I don't know how valid it is. All the dictionaries I've checked claim the meaning is unknown.

Froyo on your Folio.

@PN - goopplesoft: Dogs do sweat. Also, "sweat like a pig" is also an idiom, though it makes less sense than "like a dog" because pigs' sweat glands are pretty useless.

@Jeramy Bailey: Actually, dogs do sweat. You're believing a common misconception.

My countertops are granite and rounded, but I have an opener anyway.

It looks very classy and fits in well. I like it.

@HillGirl: Just . . . wow . . .

Some girls only have magnets in their lips, thus resulting in the phenomenon known as "duck face."