I'd only get recommended porn. The emotion, in case you're wondering, is horny.

Smokerhouse-Five, or the Smokers' Crusade: A Duty-Dance with Cancer narrated by Billy Peace-pipe

@Odin: You own an iPhone or iPod?

All right RPG fans, I'm giving away a copy of Phantasy Star II for the iPhone. Reply for a chance to win.

Paul Allen sues Paul Allen for having two first names.

Sounds like the best in-flight prank of all time.

@pirrowed: "See, Maggie, I can swallow my own tongue."

@RainyDayInterns: But Bluetooths are lame.

I've never liked character movement with gun peripherals, and until movement is somehow perfected via Move- or Kinect-like technology, I don't think gun peripherals will be too popular.

@GitEmSteveDaveInMySnuggie: And now my laptop is covered with vomit.

@MrSmoofy: If it weren't Bluetooth, he couldn't take it underwater because he'd have to plug it into the phone.

@phunnyballs: In the demo video, the guy has his phone pressure sealed in plastic and attached to his arm.

If we ever inhabit the moon, there's going to be enough junk already there to remind us of home.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: Did you make a wish?

@I see the light. It burns!: "We do not put people's lives at stake in test flight; we have an unmanned vehicle that flies over and over again until we are certain that it's reasonably safe. You fix those weak spots and fly again until you reach the point that it can take the entire flight without damage. Doing it…

@MarcusMaximus: I think it's time for you to hit the gym.

Never miss out on Craigslist sex again.

@NathanielSpace: Actually, the meter is fine. You must not know much about music and meter.

I count on my home when I want to get things done, and sometimes the library when I'm on campus.

@rebeldevil: What do you do? At least you have one day off though, haha.