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“Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?”

Launching, yes. Being funny, not so much.

“dribbles before he shoots”
oh fucking ew.

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

Re: RR fkna. those ladies are tough as a brick shit house. hope RR is ok. looked brutal.

I’m genuinely surprised that this is a first (I don’t follow what they’re doing in their shows obvs). Just because it’s so pretty! Not all fashion modeling is about being pretty, but you’d think Victoria’s Secret modeling would be, and this is a really lovely, elegant look.

I love that they try to reason with you. And maybe lay a slight guilt trip on you while they’re at it.

Darling, remember: Boots = socks. Get a 9.

Darling, remember: Boots = socks. Get a 9.

Anybody read “Crazy Rich Asians” and “China Rich Girlfriend” by Kevin Kwan?

I met my best friend the first week of our first year of college. She and I were inseperable for the next four years—we couldn’t go anywhere without someone asking us where our other half was. At first I reveled in the novelty of this, as someone who’d always been a bit of a lone wolf; later I chafed. When we moved to…

As a person who actually had a disabling accident while driving to work a few years ago, I still think the exact same thing when I drive to work.

Matt Damon, stop talking. Just stop.

Uuuum, Lair of the Shadow Broker would like to disagree

Women can direct dinosaurs. Believe me.

Can no longer tell if serious or joking.

“this whole time, I haven’t had any pants on.”

What the fuck?

I’m trying to figure out on what planet these beautiful eyes could be described as “small.”