Too many Kardashians, you guys. Too fucking many. I love eavesdropping on the lives of these vapid, idiotic, generally boring people as much as the next person, but for fucks sake. I think its time we have a one Kardashian per Dirt Bag rule.

iirc they didn’t cause part of the bridge to collapse, they caused the fencing to collapse which is not as big a deal (still a problem but not a huge problem).
idc though, I’ve got no horse in this race and if they want to make it so that people can’t do them anymore whatevs.

who knew melissa mccarthy would become the biggest movie star out of GG. i’m so happy for her.

YOU GUYS, DO NOT COUNT OUT WET N WILD JUST BECAUSE IT’S SO CHEAP!

She reminds me of potatoes. Ore Ida, Rita Ora. I’ll see myself out

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again: All McDonald’s needs to do to turn itself around is start serving breakfast all day. At the very least, they should serve breakfast past 10:30am. Nobody needs a burger at 10:35.

I actually asked out a good friend a few weeks ago. She said no. She said “I love you as a friend, sorry.” And you know what? That made me happy, because at the end of the day, I have a friend, someone I like and respect.

Secrets? That explains the hideous rug.

So, I have a 3-y-o and a 6-mo-old, and just 2 weeks ago, I realized that it’s been about 4.5 years since I walked. I don’t mean going for walks, I mean, the situation of being able to have a gait, stride, even a style of walking or posture for more than 2 steps at a time. I’ve always been either pregnant and/or laden…

I don’t give money to any beggers. Period. You all probably hate me now, but I prefer to donate directly to reputable organizations.

EGM was the greatest gaming magazine ever. I looked forward to every issue. Those were the good ‘ol days.

It really Depends.

I usually have the worst service at the big chain restaurants like Bison Feral Appendages, Pepper Pods, Italian Flatbread Shanty, and of cours the Blue Crustacean, though nothing beats that last story from Cow Milk Monarchess.

Starred for importance, that is so fucked up and creepy. Absolutely disgusting. Also American Hustle sucked, but I love Amy Adams. Enchanted is my fave!!!!!