Someone woke up today with a bone to pick with some bones.

I can’t tell if you're being serious or this is some weird sarcasm/joke I’m not in on

The mindset that insists on things like this is beyond seeking ostentatious displays of wealth. It’s obscene, vulgar even. There’s a part of me that’s genuinely sad, that so much wealth can be hoarded by a single human.

It was short-changed! It had just gotten back from the pool and the water was cold.

And a hideous one at that

The Cybertruck is basically the coupe SUV ie. BMW X6 of pickup trucks. You didn’t buy it for space, utility, off roading, towing, work, ergonomics etc. It is purely a styling exercise.

I’m really enjoying all the new ways people are finding to break their Cybertrucks by subjecting them to what most people would call, “normal usage.”

And bought a cybertruck.

Hate people watching him, yet makes his living on Tik Tok.  People are strange

You assume they’re being honest about the number of times it will work. This is just enough CYA to let them escape liability even if it breaks on the first pull because you can’t prove how many times you have actually used it. And there are way too many examples of Tesla trying to weasel out of totally straightforward…

No worries, I’m sure it only costs $2,000 to fix... after waiting 6 months for the parts.

Yet another problem my $20k bolt doesn’t have.

Oh, great, the release cable can only be expected to work once. As if you have a problem with the cable/plug, it will only happen once.

Yes, I’d say that’s it: the new owners, now having gotten time behind the wheel of their monster with the poor visibility, have realized that they have made a giant mistake. Now they’re desperate to not lose their shirt by fobbing off their Origami Truck to someone else before the market has completely cooled off.

The R1T has a little under 10% being resold

No it’s when a cybertruck owner tries to actually do some mild overlanding.

‘Cybertruck flippers’ Is that the aftermarket accessory to turn it into a boat?

I’ve seen shirtless, barefoot tweakers scale razor wire fences and broken glass covered ledges to steal copper from a rooftop in broad daylight.

This is a theft and vandalism magnet. If you want something targeted for vandalism, you lift it just high enough to reach and dangling tantalizingly. I bet you’d see kids trying to rip those lines out too. They’d be grabbing them and trying to tarzan swing on them all the time, so, lawsuit ahoy.

I’d imagine in most major cities, these would be stolen right off the pole within a week.