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It’s been typed many times already but I’ll go ahead and take a swing at this dead horse: Teslas are not luxury vehicles. They are expensive electric vehicles.

I don’t want someone to come to my house and work on my car.

Came here to say that. Nothing else about the cars seems luxurious, and the styling on all of them aside from Model S is basic verging on spartan. And Model S is getting pretty long in the tooth.

Coworker gave me a ride home in one when my bike tire popped earlier this week. City streets only, granted the fastest speed was 60 MPH because of the wide roads here. I have a 2006 beater Prius that rides at HALF the wind noise that Model 3 did, which is significantly newer and has a quarter of the miles on the

Too bad Elon is such a dick-bag. I like many others will never buy a car that’s got his name attached. I would be driving a Model 3 or Y. Lets hope the new electric Macan.

lol at the idea of calling a Tesla a “Luxury” car. 

This only bolsters my theory that Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers. That is, douchebags now drive Teslas.

The only thing luxurious about a Tesla is the price.

Teslas are not luxury vehicles. The build quality, materials, and most importantly, service experience are far behind luxury competitors. 

Tesla doesn’t make luxury vehicles. They make regular vehicles & charge luxury prices.

The driver told police that he had been using Tesla’s new “Full Self-Driving,” and if interested, you can view the redacted accident report here:

What do people think you’re going to do when they tell you stories like that, congratulate them? “Oh, that’s such a cool story, bro!” It’s bad enough they did it; why would they then brag about it?

he only thought he got home flawlessly...

 No one’s taking your bait. 

Now if they had one of these, they could have just drove it out again...I can make satire since the Wife and children are recovery ok yea?

I wouldn’t be surprised if they just re-use your existing airbag. 

“Part of my master plan to sell my sheep steering wheels for $700. I’m a genius.” - Elon.

“Your Honor, the ‘Full’ in ‘Full Self-Driving’ is the ‘full’ you feel after Thanksgiving dinner — sluggish, inattentive, and not good to drive for at least a few hours.”

How the fuck is tesla legally allowed to call it “ Full Self Driving “ when it is provably not ???