yikes, best wishes to her recovery. 

We’re changing the name to “Car drives itself without any input from the driver at all whatsoever mode.” We also need 15k more by the end of the month from everyone who ordered it 5 years ago or whenever the hell I first said it would be done next year. Whatever.

Damn. I hope she recovers enough to enjoy early retirement. If ANYONE deserves it, it’s this woman. 

Not only that, but Tesla’s primary market segment of first adopters were the ones who believed in Saint Elon, the visionary liberal, futurist. His behavior over Twitter has pretty much dispelled all parts of that image. How many of his followers want to follow Elon the alt-right slur-champion and world renowned…

Raise prices all year then offer a Discount, what marketing genius! Anyway, no one should be giving this madman any money. Wait and buy something non-Tesla.

Ahh, yes, the commenter knowing more than the actual, literal expert testers tasked with certifying whether the car is safe or not.

As long as car collectors, V6 muscle car dudebros, Instagram influencers, car YouTubers, and Jay Leno get to keep that glorious noise, I don’t think anyone will care.

But seriously, in a world increasingly trying (and mostly unsuccessfully) transitioning to carbon-neutral, this may become revolutionary for cold weather…

-7°F? That’s it?

Happy Winter Solstice. -7F and snowing here

Counterpoint: I’m willing to bet the number of owners that have the balls to take it to 250 is in the single digit percentages.

Responsible for much of the supply of young, relatively healthy, used hard only once internal organs too! Bonus! The worst car is a lot better for crashing than the best bike...

Another thing to consider is the consumption of fuel. Because a jet engine burns jet fuel, it loses that 160,000 kg over the course of a flight, effectively becoming more efficient as it flies. The weight of batteries never leaves the plane.

The Plaid only finished third because of, um, bots. Yeah, that’s it, bots!
Bots, and people making fun of him online.
He’s gonna buy Hagerty next so he can get rid of the bots.

Can’t wait for the man-child’s hissy fit, tantrum and excuses over this.

Elon will buy MySpace to help his ego to scab over.

10 bits will name 1023 children.

Musk layered a significant amount of high-interest debt on Twitter’s balance sheet as part of his buyout. The company’s debt load swelled to about $13 billion — up from $1.7 billion pre-deal — and it’s now facing annual interest payments approaching $1.2 billion. Its borrowing could get even more expensive because…

Here is to hoping that Elon has a similar experience at some point in the future.

To be fair, if I had 973 kids from 537 women I might struggle for cash flow for all the child support payments.

Now this is a speed bump.