I think I found the inspiration for this bit...

This. I'm pretty sure I've read the entire series. 5 books worth of content just... vanished. I watched the movie recently and, although things seemed familiar, I didn't remember any of it.

A torque wrench will help you tighten up every important nut and bolt to the manufacturers specifications. Lisa from My Cousin Vinny recommends the Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series as she's found it to be dead-on balls accurate.

I have a dual-monitor setup at home (strictly for fun — I don't have a cool job that requires it) and I typically use both Chrome and Firefox as they'll launch on opposite monitors with different home tabs. It's probably unnecessary and I could easily survive with one monitor, but it's the lifestyle I've grown…

This blender is showing incredible restraint. Usually, blenders will break the food down into smaller pieces; this one appears to have only mixed the three fruits into a fairly even distribution.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Sure, there have been a few articles about this film by io9, but they aren't referenced in this article, so here are a few links and a couple videos.

I was on the fence to this question until I saw this post. I now definitively classify a burrito as a sub-category of sandwich, and cousin to a taco, which is also a sandwich.

Unwarranted speculation - the final paragraph reads:

Someone left his cake out in the rain and he's not sure he can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it and he'll never have this recipe ag—oh, what's that? He wrote it down? Oh, that's fine, then, nevermind.

I saw the title of the article and was like "Oh, I don't really have to worry too hard... it's probably somewhere in Europe" and then I read "University of Wisconsin - Madison" and nearly shat. That's 2.5 hours away. My brother lives in Madison. That's an awful lot closer than I was hoping.

Your car probably came with a jack of some kind and in most cases, this should be sufficient to lift your car and work underneath it. If your jack cannot raise your car enough to place the oil drain pan underneath it and still leave you enough room to work, find a jack that can. It's also a good idea to use a car jack…

Opened the article specifically for this comment.

I saw one of their ridiculous commercials online and ordered a bottle. I can't say it's 100% foolproof, but it's the most effective thing I've tried so far.

I logged into the website just so I could star this comment and have it permanently on my account that I've done so. No burners for this comment.

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This is convenient timing... Just last week I remembered that in that Ryan Reynolds movie, Definitely Maybe, he uses a pair of cord-free wireless headphones which I immediately started drooling over. I looked all over the internet at the time of release, and didn't find anything. Then, last week I stumbled on a…

I'm a full grown and oversized man... A bowl of cereal, glass of milk, two bananas, an apple, grapes, and two slices of toast would fill me up pretty thoroughly. I don't think I'd also have room for those binoculars.

I would have titled this:

Turns out, dystopian societies are fun.