Honestly, where the hell do these people come up with this shit? I’ve never heard anything close to this in my entire life. It’s just insane gibberish. “You know what they say: ‘If you smell under a bird’s wing twice a day, you’ll get hair in your food!’”

It’s astounding to me how these nerds are screaming themselves into rage-comas because a phone toy isn’t directly marketed to them.

Holy shit, Gamers are trash.  Just don’t play it if you’re that mad.  Christ...

Gotta make sure her beloved (and real) Santa remains white though... she gets very upset otherwise.

Not knowing that the Elder Scrolls exists is tantamount to not knowing who wrote the DaVinci Code.

It’s rather telling how much of the backlash concerns “disdain for the players” after the “don’t like it, don’t play it” remarks. These people can’t stand the idea that something not revolve around them.

Look you limp dick turd of a human, everybody’s ignoring your dumbass reasons because they’re dumb. What are you doing...RP’ing a strategy game? Really getting into the period and shit? No? It’s a game? Getting worked up because there’s a chance of generating female generals? Oh fuck...feminazi’s coming after you!

I’m pretty neutral when it comes to left and right politics

Why would medical students do their residency at Fox News?

Nope. It looks like a commercial for Jergen’s lotion “for all ages and skin types.” And there’s no Cher in there.

I was thinking more Dark Helmet-ish:

For me, Marvel has a very very large middle of the road, in fact only one movie truly rising above middle of the road and that was CA:WS. Ragnork, while in Marvel was so outside of the box that i cant see it as anything other than a Taika Waititi stand alone.

pineapple on pizza dipped in ranch. don’t bother hating on me since I’m expecting my heart attack any day now. 

“Trump is really going to stick it to those elites!”

Was any good video taken at this years event? Perhaps something above 120p? Was sound at the event blaring through gramophones, too?

Christ, I can’t believe I’m actually making this post. Hopefully I don’t lose all credibility...

Remember the good old days when you’d just instantly regret your face tattoo and then lie to everyone about it and try to sue the tattoo artist?

Oh no, we looked way less cool than this.

You speak of the before times. In the long-long ago. 

Talking back to a cop is not an artestable offense. Sandra Bland should have been ticketed at most but not arrested. That cop was already looking to use violence when he threatened to “light her up” when she didn’t put out her cigarette.