spysmasher
Spy Smasher
spysmasher

Bring your own music case for the return trip

F is for friends who do stuff together?

Of course, copyright holders are required to defend their properties

Or they could just reside in Lebanon...

The thought of an ACR Challenger is just comical

Solution: 900hp engine.

Exactly. The thing is beautiful and people don’t stop buying them. I don’t know why Jalopnik hates cars so much. I mean, an interior refresh is probably all the thing needs. 

I won’t walk on our local greenbelt pathway anymore due to the speeding e-bikes. Some are doing 30 mph. This bike looks like the worst of both worlds. Heavy e-bike or pedal motorcycle. Makes no sense. But I’m sure they will be out terrorizing the dog walkers any day now. 

Yeah that whole rotate the hand accelerator to go faster is so confusing. 

There’s nothing intuitive about pedaling to make an engine go faster. Calling that “intuitive” is like saying just because you rode in a pedal car as a child you’d find it somehow “normal” to pedal your VW Golf or whatever.

I can’t wait for their other offerings: a car with a treadmill instead of a throttle that you have to speed up your walking to go faster and a plane without a throttle that you have to flap your arms harder to go higher.

Uh... just give me a throttle, thanks.

This would maybe be fun to troll cars for about half a second, then get old real fast.  If I'm on something self powered, I'd want to, you know, not have to pedal the damn thing.

All I keep thinking about in the gif is:

The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?

A kid with serious special needs is good for one, maybe two Very Special Episodes when the other children learn that everyone is important and has something to contribute.

One can only expect so much interest after introducing a new character to the show. It made sense to get rid of that autistic kid character - her and the beard’s obviously real emotion and devastation makes fairly captivating content. But still... 3/5 enjoyed it, but looking for newer narcissist influencers.

With his good friend, Snatch Leopard.

If loving this guy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.