spysmasher
Spy Smasher
spysmasher

I mean, sure, but have you considered that this is modeled after the most beautiful car to ever have existed? That counts for something.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

Tom Clancy's Ghosn Recon. 

Yeah, that’s not true. That’s the same thing as saying “the innocent have nothing to hide” while trying to circumvent people’s rights.

Also, innocent people have damn good reason to run from a system that is heavily biased against the accused, since the Japanese court system has conviction rate of over 90%).

I have no idea how guilty or not Ghosn is, but uhhhhh yeah, innocent people with the means and ability absolutely DO run if they think the justice system they are subject to isn’t gonna give them a fair trial.

All I think is “Saturday morning cartoon vehicle” when I see this. Like Scooby and Daphne are going to step out and solve a crime.

Yet a certain MOH recipient from Vietnam has been killing Vietnamese, Russians, Russians (again), Burmese, and Mexican people with abandon.

If only this level of global precision coordination were implemented on Nissan assembly lines...

Anything to distract from this... thing.

It’s not nothing, but neither is it the end of the world for anyone other than the guys who got stuck holding May contracts. 

Fisker has that covered with the Perpetual Motion Package.  

It’s...pretty cool, actually? I was considering doing a similar blue/white two-tone for my truck, but seeing the animosity towards “OMFG THEY HAVE A COLORED INTERIOR!!!” is making me re-think my stance.

“90% of the guys that buy Tacoma’s will never even use it for transporting rebels, let alone mount a 20mm cannon in it.”

They’re also delicious, in addition to being far, far more suitable for our environment than cattle.

Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

Your to pickey.

Suffer not the plain starship to live

This one tells you that in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.