Egyptians have a long history of losing to Jews though

free time? how will i get thru my work day!?

That’s a bit extreme but I’ll be okay with a law that bans Vegans from condescendingly telling me why they think they’re better than me.

“Typical. A little late tackling the O-ring problem.”

• Donald Trump: I actually built the GT and made Ford pay for it. My friends will all get one. But not the Muslims.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

Mike Pence once ran over a pothole in his state while he was governor and said, “someone should really do something about this state’s crumbling infrastructure!”

Mike Pence is your friend’s dad that always comments on the length of your skirt.

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

Watching Trey Gowdy (R-Slytherin) stammer and bluster and sweat again would be worth it though.

except on Harrison Ford!

“My family suffered too in Austria during World War II. For instance, my grandfather fell out of a guard tower.”

I actual wrote a book on normal parents homeschooling!

I mean, yeah, I could homeschool. But then I’d have to spend a bunch of time with my kids.

Obligatory:

Her face is tied to the £pound so . . .

Tom Brady does have a lot of free time to kill coming up in September.

Geno Auriemma must be super mad that she did something before he could.

WADA mess.

The agreements that underpin the EU are much older. It pretty much started in 1945 when yes, everything was on fire.